(VERSE)

A LITTLE ULTRA-VIOLENCE LIKE CLOCKWORK ORANGE; KICK THE GATE DOWN OFF OF ITS AWKWARD DOOR HINGE.
ENTER CASTLE GRAYSKULL TO VENERATE THE SORCERESS;
STUDY SNAKE MOUNTAIN TO PENETRATE THE FORTRESS. THE SOURCE OF THIS IS WHAT’S POWERING BOOBY TRAPS
MASTER THE FORCE WHILE DEVOURING SCOOBY SNACKS.
RAISED ON THE A-TEAM, LIKE MR.T I’M MEAN;
AS I BLAZE AND DAYDREAM IN THE MYSTERY MACHINE.

TELL ME: WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CARMEN SANDIEGO? I’M KNOWN TO BUILD THE GIZA PLATEAU OUT OF LEGO. JAMES BOND—THEY CALL ME JAMES BOND JR;
JONNY’S ON A QUEST NOW, IT’S GAME ON, LOSER.
G EYE WITHOUT THE JOE, EQUIPPED WITH KUNG FU GRIP;
PARKOUR FLIP, THE ART OF WAR, SUN TZU SCRIPT.
RUN THROUGH RIPPED TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD OF MAKE-BELIEVE
WHAT’S A MATTER, YOU DON’T BELIEVE
THE SAVIOR COULD LOVE SACRED LEAF?

(HOOK)

WHAT’S A MATTER, YOU DON’T BELIEVE?
(YOU DON’T BELIEVE)
WHAT’S A MATTER, YOU DON’T BELIEVE THE SAVIOR COULD LOVE SACRED LEAF?
WHAT’S A MATTER, YOU DON’T BELIEVE?
(YOU DON’T BELIEVE)
WHAT’S A MATTER, YOU DON’T BELIEVE
THE SAVIOR COULD LOVE SACRED LEAF?

(BRIDGE)

OH, OH, WHAT’S THAT FUNNY SMELL?
I HATE TO SUGGEST THIS,
BUT MY GUESS WOULD BE MARIJUANA.
(MARIJUANA, MARIJUANA)

(VERSE)

GLUTTON FOR PUNISHMENT, I NEVER GET ENOUGH OF THIS;
EVERY DAY I’M SNUFFLIN’, THEY CALL ME SNUFFLEUPAGUS.
I SMOKE A-LOT MORE, I SMOKE A-LOT MORE
MR. DRESSUP GETTING MESSED UP OFF THE POLKA DOT DOOR.
I ONLY SHOWED UP JUST SO I COULD COP A SMOKE OR TWO;
ONE MOMENT I AM HERE, THEN I DISAPPEAR LIKE THE POLKAROO.
I’M HOPING YOU WOULD LIKE TO TAKE A FUN DIP, WILLY WONKA;
PICK UP BILLY ACTING SILLY, PUFF A PHILLY IN A TONKA.

BUBBLE BAGS IN THE TRASH CAN, AFGHAN I’M BUYIN’; CREEPIN’ THROUGH THE GRASSLAND LIKE ASLAN THE LION.
TWISTING BROWN BETTY WHILE INVESTIGATING THE PATTERN;
ON SUNDAY THEY WORSHIP THE SUN, ON SATURDAY IT’S SATURN.
PIPING OLD TOBEY, SPARKING A SPLIFF WITH GOLLUM; WATCHING VISITORS LIKE JOHN MAY OF FIFTH COLUMN. SCOOBY DOOBY DOO, PASS THE DOOBIE TO THE DREADLOCK
WHO’S BEEN STONED SINCE CHEWABLE FLINTSTONES FROM BEDROCK.

(HOOK)

WHAT’S A MATTER, YOU DON’T BELIEVE?
(YOU DON’T BELIEVE)
WHAT’S A MATTER, YOU DON’T BELIEVE THE SAVIOR COULD LOVE SACRED LEAF?
WHAT’S A MATTER, YOU DON’T BELIEVE?
(YOU DON’T BELIEVE)
WHAT’S A MATTER, YOU DON’T BELIEVE THE SAVIOR COULD LOVE SACRED LEAF?

(OUTRO)

STILL-STILL-STILL BE THE CHIEF;
THE ONLY OTHER DIFFERENCE, I SMOKE WEED IN a LEAF. STILL-STILL-STILL BE THE CHIEF;
THE ONLY OTHER DIFFERENCE, I SMOKE WEED IN A LEAF. STILL-STILL BE THE CHIEF;
THE ONLY OTHER DIFFERENCE, I SMOKE WEED IN A LEAF. STILL-STILL-STILL BE THE CHIEF;
THE ONLY OTHER DIFFERENCE, I SMOKE WEED IN A LEAF.

WEED-WEED-WEED IN A LEAF.

WEED-WEED-WEED IN A LEAF.

GEM IS MY NAME, NO ONE ELSE IS THE SAME
GEM IS MY NAME.

GEM!