★ AN EVENING OF CONSPIRITUALITY ★

ABOUT THE ALBUM

GEMINEYE PRESENTS AN EVENING OF CONSPIRITUALITY IS THE HISTORIC, RAW, AND UNCOMPROMISING GENESIS PIECE OF THE ENTIRE CONSPIRITUAL MOVEMENT. WRITTEN AND INDEPENDENTLY RECORDED BETWEEN 2003 AND 2004 IN "THE CARHOLE"—A CONVERTED BACKYARD CARPORT IN MISSION, BC—THIS GRITTY, LO-FI DEBUT SOLO RELEASE FUNCTIONS AS THE ORIGINAL ARCHAEOLOGICAL MAP OF HIDDEN TRUTHS, CAPTURING CONSPIRATORIAL PROPHECIES ON THEIR ORIGINAL BEDROCK BEATS BEFORE SELECT CUTS WERE LATER COMPLETELY OVERHAULED AND RE-PRODUCED BY BIGBROTHER TO ACHIEVE THE DEFINITIVE RIPPLES IN THE POND STANDARD.

THE SONIC CHRONICLE IGNITES WITH THE MYSTICAL MILLENNIUM GIZA AUDIO DROPS OF "ALPHA" (PRODUCED BY SCHOOLZONE), IMMEDIATELY CUTTING INTO THE TRANS-DIMENSIONAL STREET WISDOM OF "GOSPEL OF GEMINEYE" (SCHOOLZONE). THE SEED FOR RAW GEOPOLITICAL WARFARE EXPLODES ON THE FRONTLINE RADICALISM OF "AMBUSHED" AND THE COLD PROFILE PARANOIA OF "NERVOUS"—MARKING THE EARLIEST CONSPIRATORIAL CONTRIBUTIONS BY A YOUNG BIGBROTHER—BEFORE PACING THROUGH THE MACRO-TRAJECTORY OF THE LEGENDARY TITLE TRACK "RIPPLES IN THE POND" (SCHOOLZONE). THE SAGA SLAM-DANCES INTO THE INDEPENDENT, RAW CYPHER ALCHEMY OF "MUST COMBINE MINDS" (MIKE WILL), COUPLING GEMINEYE AND SHORT CHANGE SIDE-BY-SIDE OVER RAW PRODUCTION AND REWOUND TURNTABLE SCRATCHES TO CHALLENGE THE 33RD DEGREE DECEPTIONS.

THE UNDERGROUND EXPEDITION CHARGES DEEPER WITH UNCHARTED CENTRAL BANKING REVELATIONS ON "SOMETHING FROM NOTHING" (SCHOOLZONE), SHAKING THE ESTABLISHMENT RADICALLY ON THE BRASH, ANARCHISTIC INSOLENCE OF "WHERE THE POPE AT?" (SCHOOLZONE) AND THE UNCOMPROMISING LUNACY OF "DON’T MAKE ME LAUGH" (SCHOOLZONE). THE GRITTY ATTACK TRANSITIONS DIRECTLY INTO THE SYSTEMIC BATTLE PROFILES OF "MAKESHIFT SOLDIERS" (SCHOOLZONE) AND THE MELANCHOLIC, TRUE-CRIME CINEMATICS OF "PRINCESS DIARY" (MIKE WILL). RETRO ARCADE NOSTALGIA TRACES ANCIENT ENÛMA ELIŠ MYTHOLOGY ON THE MONUMENTAL "DRAGONSLAYER" (SCHOOLZONE), COUPLING DIRK THE DARING AND PRINCESS DAPHNE WITH THE COSMIC BABYLONIAN BATTLE OF MARDUK AND TIAMAT, BEFORE SHIFTING SEAMLESSLY INTO THE APOCALYPTIC PROPHETIC INDICTMENTS OF "REVELATIONS" (SCHOOLZONE).

THE DEBUT TALE PREPARES TO SEAL ITS FATE VIA THE MELODIC INSTRUMENTAL SANCTUARY OF "WALKING ON THE PATH" (MIKE WILL), UNLOADING AN UNFLINCHING ASSAULT ON THE CORRUPT EMPIRE ON "POLITICAL NONSENSE" (SCHOOLZONE) AND DECODING THE LOST GNOSTIC CHRONICLES ON THE HAUNTING PIECE "THIEVES IN THE NIGHT" (SCHOOLZONE). CAPPING THE ENTIRE TIMELINE IS "OMEGA" (SCHOOLZONE), WHICH RE-ACTIVATES THE GIZA CAPSTONE SAMPLES AND REVELS IN COCKY, BACKYARD CYPHER LYRICISM THAT SERVED AS THE RAW FOUNDATIONAL MATERIAL FOR FUTURE MASONIC EXPOSURES.

FEATURING THE UNFILTERED, UNPROFESSIONAL ORIGIN SOUNDSCAPES OF SCHOOLZONE, BIGBROTHER, AND MIKE WILL, THIS 2005 GARAGE MASTERCLASS IS COMPLETELY OUT OF PRINT AND SCRATCHED FROM THE PUBLIC EYE. THERE ARE NO DIGITAL DOWNLOADS AVAILABLE FOR THIS EXTINCT ARTIFACT. HOWEVER, FOR THE RIGHT PERSON AND FOR THE RIGHT PRICE, A FEW LEGENDARY ORIGINAL COPIES MIGHT STILL BE UNEARTHED FROM THE ARCHIVES.

COLLECTOR'S NOTE ON THE ORIGINAL 2005 CD PRESSING:

THIS HISTORIC CD ARTIFACT IS PRICED STRICTLY AT $100.00 CAD AND IS RESERVED EXCLUSIVELY FOR THE MOST DEDICATED UNDERGROUND COLLECTORS WHO WISH TO DIRECTLY SUPPORT THE MOVEMENT.

CRUCIALLY, THIS RELEASE ACTS AS THE PHYSICAL SETTING-IN-STONE OF HIP-HOP HISTORY: IT MARKS THE FIRST TIME THE WORD "CONSPIRITUALITY" WAS EVER USED, ORIGINALLY COINED IN JULY 2004 TO ADVERTISE A GROUNDBREAKING UNDERGROUND SHOW IN ABBOTSFORD, BRITISH COLUMBIA, BEFORE BEING REPURPOSED AS THE TITLE FOR THIS VERY ALBUM.

RECORDED COMPLETELY INDEPENDENTLY INSIDE "THE CARHOLE" GARAGE SETUP OVER TWO DECADES AGO, THE RECORDING QUALITY IS DECENT AND FULLY AUDIBLE, BUT INHERENTLY UNPOLISHED, RAW, AND AMATEUR. THIS PREMIUM PRICE TAG IS INTENTIONALLY SET TO DISSUADE CASUAL LISTENERS FROM PURCHASING IT DUE TO ITS AGE AND NON-PROFESSIONAL PRODUCTION VALUE. IT STANDAS AS A RARE ARCHIVAL MILESTONE MEANT ONLY FOR TRUE HISTORIANS WHO WANT TO OWN THE ABSOLUTE ORIGIN POINT OF THE TIMELINE.